Give it something to hang on
                and it will take shape




                                •




                With razor and mirror
                engaging in self-
                constructive behavior

                the hairs in the basin
                my sex in the drain




                                •




                Let the men say it
                this time with feeling.
                Now just the ladies.




                                •




                Time enough and taboo
                words shade from lewd
                to ludicrous to quaint

                Peccadillo sounds dirty
                cuz it resembles foreskin
                of armadillos

                Let the poem do
                its mojo






                            :






                A koi pond opens
                a thousand mouths




                                •




For Nin

                All pouch
                No paunch

                A Calvin Klein Haiku




                                •




                I will shave for you
                when you want me
                to. And not shave.




                                •




                The key holes we
                peered thru were found

                obstructed once
                we had the key