Wet scratched
& bleeding 1000

dollars of the swan.

His wife then immediately
“clobbered” him saying
it certainly hadn’t been
a pleasure.

___________

Child-ducked
behind a railing,
the arresting

officer watched
half an hour

throwing a net
into Rock River,
the walleyes

& catfish
were photographed.

___________

Three subjects
were using a seine,
A mother

had apparently
tied rope around
her son’s neck.

Ten subjects,
possession.
She then

went jet
skiing.

___________

A rural couple complained
they were awakened

one morning.
The bass boat operator

hurried away.
A boat accident
occurred near

the boat house.
Caused both
occupants

to be pushed
under.

___________

The subject had several deer heads
in possession, the throttle

stuck on her
houseboat.

___________

The officers
machetied their way
into the undergrowth.

A frozen owl was found frozen.
Six days later

a brand new boat.
The owl was identified,
their equipment included
a “Go Devil”

motor. Nothing was observed
on the river.